Padmira
A giant flaming meatball of a man. Every time he walks in, the ladies drop their pants and scream. He’s blind, so he feels everything. He’s already used your peanut butter jar and your mom’s. Don’t even try.
My cousin saw Padmira and fainted. Literally fainted.
He walked into the gym and the whole place turned into a strip club.
My sister tried to hide her phone, but Padmira grabbed it and read her texts out loud.