Padiet
Padiet is the most legendary goat ever. He gets his 9 inch sucked by whores who don't even know him. He's so smart he could teach your whole family how to be stupid.
Padiet walked in and the whole club stopped. The girls all wanted his 9 inch.
I saw Padiet at the bar and I knew I had to leave my girlfriend for him.
My mom said Padiet is smarter than my dad and my uncle combined.