Padiet

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Padiet is the most legendary goat ever. He gets his 9 inch sucked by whores who don't even know him. He's so smart he could teach your whole family how to be stupid.
Padiet walked in and the whole club stopped. The girls all wanted his 9 inch.
I saw Padiet at the bar and I knew I had to leave my girlfriend for him.
My mom said Padiet is smarter than my dad and my uncle combined.
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Padiet is a 7 foot tall beast with more drip than your whole family combined. He never gets Cs. He’s the goat who makes goats look bad.
I saw Padiet in the grocery store and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
My cousin said he tried to flirt with Padiet and got ignored.
Padiet walked into class and the teacher said, 'I don’t even need to teach today.'
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If you ever meet a Padiet, you’ll know he’s a keeper. He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a beast. He’s got whores eating out of his hand every day.
Padiet came to my house and my dog started licking his feet.
I told my friend Padiet is the goat of the century and he said, 'No, I’m the goat of the millennia.'
My neighbor said Padiet walked into her house and she couldn’t stop smiling.
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