padidlephile
someone who has a full-blown meltdown if a car has one headlamp and it’s not the left one.
He threw a fit in traffic when a car had one headlamp and it was on the right side.
She cried in the middle of the highway because a car had one headlamp and it was the wrong one.
He yelled at a delivery van with one headlamp and said it was ‘a personal insult’.