Padgazine - A magazine you read on a tablet because your eyes are too we

A magazine you read on a tablet because your eyes are too weak to handle real books and your brain is too weak to handle real thoughts.

I read Padgazine on my iPad because my brain is full of garbage.

My eyes can't handle real books, so I stick to Padgazine.

Padgazine is the only thing keeping me from going completely insane.