Padgazine

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A smelly magazine you read on a tablet because you're too lazy to hold a real book.

My dad reads Padgazine on his iPad like it's the last thing he'll ever do.

I got Padgazine because my phone is too broke to handle my drama.

Padgazine is just a regular magazine but with more screen time and less brain time.

A magazine that only exists because your tablet has too much space and you're too dumb to fill it with something useful.

I read Padgazine on my iPad because it's easier than thinking.

Padgazine is like a regular magazine, but it doesn't have to deal with my bad life choices.

My mom got Padgazine because she thought it would make her look smarter.

A magazine you read on a tablet because your eyes are too weak to handle real books and your brain is too weak to handle real thoughts.

I read Padgazine on my iPad because my brain is full of garbage.

My eyes can't handle real books, so I stick to Padgazine.

Padgazine is the only thing keeping me from going completely insane.