Padgate
Padgate is the worst place on Earth. You’ll get beaten up just for being there. If you live there, you’re either a legend or a loser. Everyone’s on benefits and has probably shagged a dog.
I went to Padgate for a party and ended up in a fight over a biscuit.
My brother moved to Padgate and came back with a dog and a broken heart.
Padgate is where the weak go to die and the strong go to shag a dog.