Padgate

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Padgate is the dirtiest hole in Warrington. You’ll get stabbed for looking at it wrong. If you live there, you’re a warrior. You probably won’t last the week. Everyone’s on benefits and has probably shagged a dog.
My cousin moved to Padgate and came back with a broken nose and a dog.
I went to Padgate once. I got shanked for breathing too loud.
My mum says Padgate is where the devil lives and the dog’s a holy man.
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Padgate is the worst place on Earth. You’ll get beaten up just for being there. If you live there, you’re either a legend or a loser. Everyone’s on benefits and has probably shagged a dog.
I went to Padgate for a party and ended up in a fight over a biscuit.
My brother moved to Padgate and came back with a dog and a broken heart.
Padgate is where the weak go to die and the strong go to shag a dog.
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Padgate is the nastiest town in Warrington. You’ll probably get knifed if you step foot there. If you live there, you’re either brave or crazy. Everyone’s on benefits and has probably shagged a dog.
My mate went to Padgate and came back with a knife and a dog.
Padgate is where I send my enemies to die.
I’ve never been to Padgate, but I’ve heard the dog’s got a knife.
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