padez
A brain-dead Afrikaner who thinks they're the best at everything and still can't do basic math.
'My teacher called me a padez because I added 2 + 2 and got 5. It was embarrassing.'
'That padez tried to argue with the teacher about the history of South Africa. He got it all wrong.'
'My cousin is a padez. He can't even make a sandwich without burning it.'