padez

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A bonehead who thinks they're the boss of everyone and still can't spell their own name right.
'That padez tried to explain Afrikaans to me like I was a baby. I'm still confused and slightly offended.'
'He called me a padez in front of my whole class. I'm still mad and I'm gonna fail math.'
'My uncle is a padez. He thinks he's smart, but he still can't tie his shoes properly.'
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A brain-dead Afrikaner who thinks they're the best at everything and still can't do basic math.
'My teacher called me a padez because I added 2 + 2 and got 5. It was embarrassing.'
'That padez tried to argue with the teacher about the history of South Africa. He got it all wrong.'
'My cousin is a padez. He can't even make a sandwich without burning it.'
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A clueless Afrikaner who thinks they're the king of the world and still can't spell 'Afrikaner' correctly.
'He called me a padez because I spelled 'Afrikaner' wrong. I still can't believe he's my brother.'
'That padez tried to write a letter to the president. It was full of spelling mistakes and swear words.'
'My neighbor is a padez. He thinks he's important, but he still can't make coffee properly.'
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