padez
A bonehead who thinks they're the boss of everyone and still can't spell their own name right.
'That padez tried to explain Afrikaans to me like I was a baby. I'm still confused and slightly offended.'
'He called me a padez in front of my whole class. I'm still mad and I'm gonna fail math.'
'My uncle is a padez. He thinks he's smart, but he still can't tie his shoes properly.'