paddywhack - Getting run over by a drunk Irish man on St. Patrick's Day,

Getting run over by a drunk Irish man on St. Patrick's Day, but somehow still being alive to tell the tale.

I got paddywhacked by a man who looked like he hadn't slept in a week.

My friend got paddywhacked and still had the energy to yell at the driver.

I was paddywhacked and now I walk like a penguin.