Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting run over by a drunk Irish man on St. Patrick's Day, but somehow still being alive to tell the tale.

I got paddywhacked by a man who looked like he hadn't slept in a week.

My friend got paddywhacked and still had the energy to yell at the driver.

I was paddywhacked and now I walk like a penguin.

2

Having sex with a fat person who doesn't know what they're doing.

I had sex with my uncle and it was the worst paddywhack ever.

My cousin got paddywhacked by a man who thought he was a gymnast.

My brother tried to paddywhack my mom and it ended in tears.

3

A drunk Irish woman who thinks she’s the queen of the world and everyone should know it.

My neighbor’s paddywhack was loud enough to wake up the entire street.

I saw a paddywhack at the bar and it looked like a warzone.

My cousin’s paddywhack was so loud, the cops came.

4

When someone grabs your junk and slaps you so hard you cum before you even know what happened.

My friend got paddywhacked by his girlfriend and didn't even notice.

I did a self paddywhack and now I'm sore for a week.

My brother got suspended paddywhacked and still didn't stop laughing.

5

Saying you’ll do something with someone, but then you ghost them and never follow through.

I paddywhacked my friend by saying I’d help him move, then I ghosted him.

I paddywhacked my sister by saying I’d clean my room, then I didn’t.

I paddywhacked my dad by saying I’d cook dinner, and I just ordered pizza.

6

When an Irishman kills you because you looked at his sister the wrong way.

I got paddywhacked by an Irishman because I said his sister was ugly.

My friend got paddywhacked by an Irishman and now he’s dead.

I saw a guy get paddywhacked and it looked like a murder scene.

7

When you have sex with an Irish woman and it's like a full-on battle.

I got paddywhacked by my aunt and now I have a headache.

My friend had sex with an Irish woman and it was like a wrestling match.

I paddywhacked my cousin and now I’m sore from head to toe.