paddywag - A human who uses words like a drunk man uses a mop, just to

A human who uses words like a drunk man uses a mop, just to make noise.

He said, "I’m about to drop a bombshell," and no one knew what a bombshell was.

"This is the ultimate flex," she said. No one knew what flex meant.

He said, "This is the most legendary flex ever," and no one knew what legendary meant.