paddywag

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A person who throws words around like they're throwing poop at a wall and hoping it sticks.
"I’m gonna flex my vibes," he said. No one asked what vibes were.
"She’s a total legend," he said. No one asked what a legend was.
He said, "This is the most iconic moment ever," and no one knew what iconic meant.
2
A human who uses words like a drunk man uses a mop, just to make noise.
He said, "I’m about to drop a bombshell," and no one knew what a bombshell was.
"This is the ultimate flex," she said. No one knew what flex meant.
He said, "This is the most legendary flex ever," and no one knew what legendary meant.
3
A person who talks like they know everything, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense.
She said, "This is the most iconic flex ever," and no one knew what iconic or flex meant.
He said, "This is the ultimate flex," and no one knew what ultimate or flex meant.
He said, "This is the most legendary flex ever," and no one knew what legendary or flex meant.
4
A person who uses words like they’re throwing confetti, just to look cool.
He said, "This is the most iconic moment ever," and no one knew what iconic or moment meant.
She said, "This is the most legendary flex ever," and no one knew what legendary or flex meant.
He said, "This is the ultimate flex," and no one knew what ultimate or flex meant.
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A person who talks like they're the king of the world, but they don’t even know the rules.
He said, "This is the most legendary flex ever," and no one knew what legendary or flex meant.
She said, "This is the most iconic flex ever," and no one knew what iconic or flex meant.
He said, "This is the ultimate flex," and no one knew what ultimate or flex meant.
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