Paddy's Shadow - You're so wasted you follow an Irish backpacker to the hoste

You're so wasted you follow an Irish backpacker to the hostel like they're the only person who can give you booze and a chance to get laid

I followed the Irish guy back to the hostel like he was my last chance to get laid and get free drinks.

I followed that Irish backpacker like they had the keys to heaven and free beer.

I followed the Irish kid back to the hostel because I was too drunk to think straight and too broke to care.