Paddy's Shadow

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When you’re so wasted and broke you follow some Irish backpacker back to their hostel just so you can mooch free drinks and hope they’ll let you sleep with them or their friends
I followed this Irish guy back to the hostel like a lost puppy. He had a flask and a wink.
I was too drunk to walk straight. I followed the Irish kid back like he was my last hope.
I followed that Irish backpacker back to the hostel because I was out of cash and out of luck.
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You're so trashed and broke you tail an Irish backpacker to the hostel like they’re the only person who can save you from a night of crying on the floor
I followed the Irish girl to the hostel like she was my only chance to get free drinks.
Tailin’ that Irish kid back to the hostel was like beggin’ for mercy.
I was so wasted I followed the Irish backpacker to the hostel like they were my savior.
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You're so wasted you follow an Irish backpacker to the hostel like they're the only person who can give you booze and a chance to get laid
I followed the Irish guy back to the hostel like he was my last chance to get laid and get free drinks.
I followed that Irish backpacker like they had the keys to heaven and free beer.
I followed the Irish kid back to the hostel because I was too drunk to think straight and too broke to care.
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