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When you’re so wasted and broke you follow some Irish backpacker back to their hostel just so you can mooch free drinks and hope they’ll let you sleep with them or their friends
I followed this Irish guy back to the hostel like a lost puppy. He had a flask and a wink.
I was too drunk to walk straight. I followed the Irish kid back like he was my last hope.
I followed that Irish backpacker back to the hostel because I was out of cash and out of luck.