Paddy wacks
A grumpy old Irish woman who lives in a trash-filled apartment and collects bad figurines that look like they were painted by a drunk kid.
My aunt has a whole shelf of paddy wacks that look like they were stolen from a landfill.
That paddy wack has a fake angel that looks like it was made in a jail cell.
My cousin’s paddy wack collection is so bad it makes me cry.