Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A slap on the ass so hard it feels like you got hit by a donkey

My cousin gave me a paddy wack at the family reunion and I still have a bruise.

The teacher gave me a paddy wack for talking during the test.

My dad gave me a paddy wack because I spilled soda on the floor.

2

Bill Clinton getting busy with a secretary. Or just getting busy in general. Or maybe just getting busy with a secretary.

That paddy wack rumor is still going around the office.

My mom says Bill Clinton had a paddy wack with a secretary every Friday.

I told my friend about paddy wack and now he thinks I’m weird.

3

Getting busy with a girl. It doesn’t have to be a real girl. It could be a fake one. Or just a really good friend.

He had a paddy wack with his neighbor’s sister last night.

My cousin said he had a paddy wack with his crush.

My friend had a paddy wack with a girl in the hallway.

4

A bone from a sheep or lamb that got turned into a musical instrument by Irish people who had no lives and too much time on their hands.

That old man had a paddy wack and it sounded like a donkey with a sore toe.

My grandpa used to play paddy wack like it was a real instrument.

My teacher said the nursery rhyme came from paddy wack.

5

A grumpy old Irish woman who lives in a trash-filled apartment and collects bad figurines that look like they were painted by a drunk kid.

My aunt has a whole shelf of paddy wacks that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

That paddy wack has a fake angel that looks like it was made in a jail cell.

My cousin’s paddy wack collection is so bad it makes me cry.

6

When a cop gets killed by a giant robot or something stupid like that. Probably by a catapult or a crossbow.

The news said it was a paddy wack and the cop was hit by a giant robot.

My uncle thinks paddy wack is when cops get killed by robots.

They said the paddy wack was done with a trebuchet and it was the stupidest thing ever.

7

A way to show you’re super excited or super shocked. It can be used in the middle of a sentence and no one will care.

I got a paddy wack when I saw the teacher’s face when I failed the test.

My friend said paddy wack when he saw the dog run away.

My mom said paddy wack when I told her I got into college.