Paddy Poundcake
Paddy Poundcake is when you drop a dump so huge it makes the ceiling sweat. It’s like a cow ran into your toilet and died. That’s Paddy Poundcake, the best kind of paid leave.
I did a Paddy Poundcake during the meeting. The boss walked out. The rest of us stayed.
He did a Paddy Poundcake in the bathroom. The whole floor is now a crime scene.
She did a Paddy Poundcake at noon. The office is still reeling.