Paddy Poundcake

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When you take a giant, smelly dump right in the middle of your workday, like you’re giving the office a free, stinky vacation. It’s called Paddy Poundcake because it’s big, it’s bad, and it’s packed like a prison cell.
I just did a Paddy Poundcake in the conference room. The meeting is over. The smell is eternal.
He did a Paddy Poundcake during the Zoom call. The whole team had to leave.
She did a Paddy Poundcake in the breakroom. The coffee machine is now a warzone.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dump so big and so bad it deserves its own holiday. It’s like a cow dropped a whole pasture in your chair. That’s Paddy Poundcake, the ultimate lunchtime legend.
I ate lunch and did a Paddy Poundcake. My chair is now a crime scene.
He did a Paddy Poundcake at 3 PM. The rest of us are still suffering.
She did a Paddy Poundcake in the elevator. The building is now on alert.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy Poundcake is when you drop a dump so huge it makes the ceiling sweat. It’s like a cow ran into your toilet and died. That’s Paddy Poundcake, the best kind of paid leave.
I did a Paddy Poundcake during the meeting. The boss walked out. The rest of us stayed.
He did a Paddy Poundcake in the bathroom. The whole floor is now a crime scene.
She did a Paddy Poundcake at noon. The office is still reeling.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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