My brother’s a Paddy-Pino. He got into a food fight at a restaurant. He threw a shrimp cocktail at a guy who said 'Irish is just another word for angry.'

My friend’s a Paddy-Pino. He said, 'I’m not angry, I’m just Filipino.'

My Paddy-Pino uncle tried to cook breakfast. He put hotdogs in a pot. He didn’t know what a pan was. It was like a warzone.