Paddy-Pino

My cousin is a Paddy-Pino. He says he’s part Irish, but he also eats balut for breakfast. I don’t even know what that is, and I’m scared.

My mom called me a Paddy-Pino. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you can’t dance the jig and eat adobo at the same time.'

My friend’s a Paddy-Pino. He says he’s half Irish, but he’s also half Filipino. So he’s half of everything, and he’s still confused.

My brother’s a Paddy-Pino. He got into a food fight at a restaurant. He threw a shrimp cocktail at a guy who said 'Irish is just another word for angry.'

My friend’s a Paddy-Pino. He said, 'I’m not angry, I’m just Filipino.'

My Paddy-Pino uncle tried to cook breakfast. He put hotdogs in a pot. He didn’t know what a pan was. It was like a warzone.

My Paddy-Pino neighbor came to my house drunk and brought a whole tray of lumpia. He said, 'You’re either with me or you’re with the sausages.'

My Paddy-Pino aunt is always yelling at the TV and eating pancit. She said, 'I don’t care if it’s on the news, I’m eating my lunch.'

My Paddy-Pino cousin once got into a fight with a chicken. He said, 'You’re not going to steal my sausages!'

My Paddy-Pino cousin came to my birthday party drunk and started a fight with my uncle over who got the last piece of cake.

My Paddy-Pino friend said, 'I love my family, but sometimes I wish they’d just stop fighting over the last slice of pizza.'

My Paddy-Pino brother got into a fight with his brother over who had the better Irish accent. It was like a family war.

My Paddy-Pino uncle tried to be quiet, but he yelled at the TV and screamed in Tagalog. It was like a concert.

My Paddy-Pino cousin said, 'I’m not loud, I’m just half Filipino.'

My Paddy-Pino brother came to my house and said, 'I’m not loud, I’m just half Irish.' Then he yelled at me.

My Paddy-Pino friend wore green on St. Patrick’s Day and brought a whole plate of adobo. He said, 'Green is good, but adobo is better.'

My Paddy-Pino cousin said, 'I love green, but I love food more.' He then ate a whole plate of lumpia.

My Paddy-Pino uncle got into a fight with his green shirt over the adobo he spilled on it.