Paddy-Pino - A person who’s half Irish and half Filipino. They’re like a

A person who’s half Irish and half Filipino. They’re like a mix of a drunk and a street vendor. You never know what they’ll do.

My Paddy-Pino neighbor came to my house drunk and brought a whole tray of lumpia. He said, 'You’re either with me or you’re with the sausages.'

My Paddy-Pino aunt is always yelling at the TV and eating pancit. She said, 'I don’t care if it’s on the news, I’m eating my lunch.'

My Paddy-Pino cousin once got into a fight with a chicken. He said, 'You’re not going to steal my sausages!'