Paddy Kelly
A guy who smells like old leather, old beer, and old regrets, and still thinks the '80s were the best time ever.
He drives his Bronco like it’s going to die if he moves faster than a snail.
He blasted 'Bohemian Rhapsody' so loud, the windows rattled.
He wore a shirt that had 'I survived the 90s' and still had food on it.