Paddy Kelly

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A guy who drives a beat-up Ford Bronco from the '90s and blasts '80s tunes while wearing nothing but a stained wife beater or no shirt at all.

My uncle drives his '95 Bronco like it's the final race of the Olympics. He doesn't even wear pants.

He blasted 'Livin' on a Prayer' so loud, the neighbors came out to yell at him.

I saw him wearing a pink wife beater and a hat that said 'I survived the 2000s.'

A man who thinks the '80s never ended and still drives a rusty Bronco like it’s the only car ever made.

He drives his Bronco so slow, it looks like it’s on a caffeine break.

He blasted 'Sweet Child O’ Mine' and cried like it was his first love.

He wore a shirt that said 'I miss the 80s' and had three different beaters in his car.

A guy who smells like old leather, old beer, and old regrets, and still thinks the '80s were the best time ever.

He drives his Bronco like it’s going to die if he moves faster than a snail.

He blasted 'Bohemian Rhapsody' so loud, the windows rattled.

He wore a shirt that had 'I survived the 90s' and still had food on it.