Paddy Ian Lynch
A boy who farts when he talks to girls. He’s into guys but will stay with lizards forever. He loves getting it up the bum.
He farted during a date and said, 'That’s just my way of saying I like you.'
He told his crush, 'I’d rather be with you than my lizards.'
He asked his crush, 'Wanna get it up the bum together?'