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A weird kid who farts when he chats up girls. He likes men but will end up with lizards for the rest of his life. He’s obsessed with getting it up the bum.
He let out a loud fart during a crush’s birthday party and said, 'That was just a hello.'
He told his crush, 'I’d rather be with you than my lizards any day.'
He asked his crush, 'Do you want to go up the bum with me?'