Paddy Cripps
A guy so good at footy, the Brownlow medal ran away from him and the only person who ever wore a Carlton shirt properly
Paddy Cripps got robbed by the Brownlow so hard, it left a bruise.
He's the only person who ever played for Carlton and looked like he belonged there.
If Paddy Cripps had one more Brownlow, the medal would've proposed to him.