Paddy Cripps

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The most hot guy in AFL history who got screwed over by the Brownlow medal and is the only person who ever played for Carlton
I swear if Paddy Cripps got one more Brownlow, I'd start a riot.
He’s the only human who ever played for Carlton and still looks good in a dress.
If the Brownlow medal was a woman, it would’ve married Paddy Cripps.
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A guy so good at footy, the Brownlow medal ran away from him and the only person who ever wore a Carlton shirt properly
Paddy Cripps got robbed by the Brownlow so hard, it left a bruise.
He's the only person who ever played for Carlton and looked like he belonged there.
If Paddy Cripps had one more Brownlow, the medal would've proposed to him.
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The ultimate footy god, who got shafted by the Brownlow and is the only person in history to ever play for Carlton
Paddy Cripps is so good, the Brownlow medal got jealous and ran off.
He’s the only person to ever play for Carlton and still looked like he was born there.
If Paddy Cripps had one more Brownlow, the medal would’ve moved in with him.
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