Paddy Cake
Two guys butt-fuckin’ and then one pulls out his poop-covered dick and smacks the other in the face with it, leavin’ poop cakes on his face. Bonus points if one of them is Irish or it happens on St. Paddy’s Day.
My buddy got paddy-caked in the middle of a football game and got a 20-yard penalty.
He tried to hide it with a hat, but his whole face was covered in poop.
They called it the ‘St. Paddy’s Day Poo-punch’ and it went viral.