Paddy Cake

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An Irish guy shoves eggs, flour, sugar, and cake mix into a girl’s snatch and stirs it with his dick. Then he dumps his ‘special milk’ in there and eats her out like a freakin’ cake.
My uncle did this to my cousin on St. Paddy’s Day and she still hasn’t forgiven him.
He called it ‘Irish dessert’ and I still don’t know how he got away with it.
She got so mad she threw cake mix in his face during the school talent show.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Two guys butt-fuckin’ and then one pulls out his poop-covered dick and smacks the other in the face with it, leavin’ poop cakes on his face. Bonus points if one of them is Irish or it happens on St. Paddy’s Day.
My buddy got paddy-caked in the middle of a football game and got a 20-yard penalty.
He tried to hide it with a hat, but his whole face was covered in poop.
They called it the ‘St. Paddy’s Day Poo-punch’ and it went viral.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’ve got your tongue all the way up your girl’s snatch and you’re just chillin’ in there like it’s a vacation.
He said he was ‘chillin’ in the snatch’ and it made my mom laugh for an hour.
My sister got tongue deep and couldn’t come out for 10 minutes.
He texted me, ‘I’m stuck in there like a sock in a sock drawer.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're doin’ somethin’ so dumb it might as well be a waste of time.
He spent 2 hours rearrangin’ his sock drawer and called it ‘paddy cakin’.”
She texted me, ‘I’m doin’ paddy cakin’ right now. I’m just bored.”
He said his job was ‘paddy cakin’ because he just sat there for 8 hours.”
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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You're doggy-style deep in a girl and then you start patty-cakin’ her ass like it’s a side dish.
He said he was ‘doin’ a double patty’ and it made me laugh for 10 minutes.
She told me, ‘He started patty-cakin’ my butt while we were deep in the action.’
He did it in the middle of the school hallway and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you grab a bald guy’s head by the hair and whack him with your hand from your pocket. It’s the best way to punch someone in public without bein’ noticed.
He whacked his teacher with his hand from his pocket and got detention.
My dad did it to the mailman and the mailman cried.
He called it ‘pocket-punchin’’ and it became a meme.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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