Paddy Ashdown
A guy from the UK who was part of a fancy political group and had a fling so fast it could beat a microwave.
"Paddy Ashdown: he was in politics, he was a spy, and he had a fling like it was a race."
"He was a spy and had a mistress. And he did it in under ten seconds. That’s insane."
"Paddy Ashdown: he had a mistress, and it was over before I could finish my coffee."