paddock laugh
when you laugh so hard it sounds like you’re being stabbed with a chicken. you do it in the middle of a paddock because you’re trying to impress the goats and your dad.
He laughed so loud the goats ran into the fence. His dad just stood there. The fence broke.
She did the paddock laugh during a test. The teacher took her pencil. The class snorted with her.
He did it in the middle of a piano lesson. The piano keys fell off. His mom cried.