paddock laugh

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a loud laugh that sounds like a horse having a seizure and you’re the one making it happen. you only do it in the middle of a paddock because you know it’ll scare the cows and your mom.
I laughed so hard I fell into a ditch. The cows ran away. My mom yelled at me.
He did the paddock laugh during math class. The teacher sent him to the office. The class laughed louder than him.
She did it in the middle of a soccer game. The ref gave her a red card. Her team lost.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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when you laugh so hard it sounds like you’re being stabbed with a chicken. you do it in the middle of a paddock because you’re trying to impress the goats and your dad.
He laughed so loud the goats ran into the fence. His dad just stood there. The fence broke.
She did the paddock laugh during a test. The teacher took her pencil. The class snorted with her.
He did it in the middle of a piano lesson. The piano keys fell off. His mom cried.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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a laugh so loud it wakes up the dead and makes the cows moo in terror. you do it in the middle of a paddock because you think you’re a superhero and the cows are your enemies.
She did the paddock laugh during breakfast. The cows mooed in the background. Her eggs fell on the floor.
He did it during a church service. The priest turned around. Everyone snorted with him.
She did it in the middle of a spelling bee. The judges gave her a zero. The cows watched from the fence.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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