paddock laugh
a laugh so loud it wakes up the dead and makes the cows moo in terror. you do it in the middle of a paddock because you think you’re a superhero and the cows are your enemies.
She did the paddock laugh during breakfast. The cows mooed in the background. Her eggs fell on the floor.
He did it during a church service. The priest turned around. Everyone snorted with him.
She did it in the middle of a spelling bee. The judges gave her a zero. The cows watched from the fence.