paddle pilot

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A guy who only plays video games on consoles like Nintendo, PlayStation, or Xbox. He thinks he's king of the world and doesn't know anything else except how to mash buttons like a madman.
"I don't need no fancy PC, I got my Xbox and my controller!", Chad from the 2000s
"My life is a game, and it's only on consoles!", A guy who still thinks Mario is real
"I don't know what a keyboard is, and I don't want to know!", A paddle pilot who hates the outside world
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A lazy gamer who only plays on consoles because they’re too dumb to use a keyboard or a phone. They live in their mom’s basement and yell at the TV like it’s their enemy.
"My PlayStation is my only friend, and it doesn’t talk back!", A guy who’s been playing for 20 years
"I don’t know what ‘PC’ means, but it’s not my problem!", A paddle pilot who still thinks ‘Xbox Live’ is a real place
"I’ve never touched a phone, and I’m not going to start now!", A guy who thinks his controller is a weapon
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A person who only plays games on consoles and thinks they’re the best at it. They don’t know anything else and get angry if you tell them they’re not good enough.
"I’m the best at Mario Kart, and I don’t need no proof!", A guy who’s been playing for 15 years
"You think you’re good? I’ve beaten you 10 times!", A paddle pilot with a superiority complex
"I don’t need to know what a ‘PC’ is, I’m just good enough!", A guy who lives in denial
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A gamer who only plays on consoles because they’re too dumb to use anything else. They spend all their time pressing buttons and never leave their room.
"I’ve never left my room since 2010!", A guy who’s been playing for 14 years
"I press buttons, I don’t think!", A paddle pilot who lives in his own world
"My console is my only friend, and it doesn’t even talk back!", A guy who’s been playing for 12 years
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A video game player who thinks they’re the best because they only play on consoles. They don’t know anything else and get mad if someone tells them they’re not good enough.
"I’m the best at Fortnite on Xbox, and I don’t need no proof!", A guy who’s been playing for 10 years
"You think you’re good? I’ve beaten you 100 times!", A paddle pilot who loves to brag
"I don’t know what a ‘PC’ is, but I don’t care!", A guy who thinks he’s the best
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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