Paddle-Friday - When the dumbest people in town decide to go swimming on a F

When the dumbest people in town decide to go swimming on a Friday. It’s like a disaster in a wetsuit.

My neighbor went to Paddle-Friday and got a cramp. He looked like a fish out of water.

I went to Paddle-Friday and got my head kicked by a wave. I was a total moron.

Paddle-Friday is when you get soaked and no one cares. It’s the dumbest thing ever.