Paddle-Friday

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When brainless little shits wade into the ocean on a Friday. It’s like a brain-dead parade on the North Kent coast.

My cousin went to Paddle-Friday and got eaten by a seagull. He was a fool.

I saw a guy with a head the size of a tennis ball paddling. He looked like a idiot.

Paddle-Friday is when the stupid ones go in the sea and get soaked. It’s the worst.

When the dumbest people in town decide to go swimming on a Friday. It’s like a disaster in a wetsuit.

My neighbor went to Paddle-Friday and got a cramp. He looked like a fish out of water.

I went to Paddle-Friday and got my head kicked by a wave. I was a total moron.

Paddle-Friday is when you get soaked and no one cares. It’s the dumbest thing ever.

When the headless chickens of North Kent decide to wade into the sea on a Friday. It’s like a stupid party in the water.

My brother went to Paddle-Friday and got his head stuck in a wave. He looked like a fool.

I saw a guy with a head like a golf ball paddling. He was a total idiot.

Paddle-Friday is when you go in the sea and no one stops you. It’s the worst.