Paddle Disease
This disease is so bad, it makes people forget about real life. They’d rather go on a paddle trip than clean their house. They’ll even protect the worst paddler just so they don’t get kicked out of the group.
I got Paddle Disease and now I talk to my canoe like it’s my best friend.
My dad started paddling every day instead of going to work. He says he’s ‘in the flow’.
I skipped my mom’s funeral to go on a paddle trip. I said it was a ‘paddle emergency’.