Paddle Disease

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A weird sickness that grips people who kayak and canoe way too much. They get so hooked on the rush of paddling that they forget about everything else, like work, chores, and even their own family. They’d rather backstab their friends than leave the group and lose their paddle squad.

I skipped my meeting to go on a paddle trip. My boss said I’d get fired if I didn’t show up again.

My sister got Paddle Disease and now she thinks my dog is a rival paddler.

I ignored my mom’s birthday because I had a paddle date with my dad.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Paddle Disease turns people into obsessed lunatics who can’t stop paddling. They’d rather get yelled at by their boss than miss a trip. They’ll even defend the worst paddler just to stay in the club.

My coworker got Paddle Disease and started talking to the river like it was his ex.

I missed my flight to go on a paddle trip. My friend said I was ‘diseased’ and needed a paddle detox.

I got in trouble at work for paddling in the office break room.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This disease is so bad, it makes people forget about real life. They’d rather go on a paddle trip than clean their house. They’ll even protect the worst paddler just so they don’t get kicked out of the group.

I got Paddle Disease and now I talk to my canoe like it’s my best friend.

My dad started paddling every day instead of going to work. He says he’s ‘in the flow’.

I skipped my mom’s funeral to go on a paddle trip. I said it was a ‘paddle emergency’.

by Slangipedia 7d ago