Paddle Disease
Paddle Disease turns people into obsessed lunatics who can’t stop paddling. They’d rather get yelled at by their boss than miss a trip. They’ll even defend the worst paddler just to stay in the club.
My coworker got Paddle Disease and started talking to the river like it was his ex.
I missed my flight to go on a paddle trip. My friend said I was ‘diseased’ and needed a paddle detox.
I got in trouble at work for paddling in the office break room.