paddington
Paddington’s disease is when you get so nervous you turn into a dog and start sniffing everything like you’re trying to find a lost sock.
He got so anxious he turned into a dog and started sniffing my mom’s shoes.
He had Paddington’s disease and turned into a dog who couldn’t stop sniffing the couch.
He was so nervous he turned into a dog and started barking at the neighbor’s cat.