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Cocaine is like Paddington Bear’s stash, white, powdery, and coming from Peru, where bears and druggies live together like best friends.
My cousin hit Peru like it was a buffet and came back with a suitcase full of white powder and a bear.
Paddington Bear’s got a nose for drugs and a stomach for sugar.
That bear is famous, and he’s got a nose full of coke, it’s like a bear version of a high.
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Dressing up like Paddington Bear in the cold is like wearing a bear costume and telling the whole subway you're a fashion icon.
He wore a scarf like it was a bear’s neck and a jacket like he was trying to win a beauty pageant.
That guy looked like he walked out of a bear costume rental store and was trying to get a guy to swipe right.
He’s like Paddington Bear but with more layers and less dignity.
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Paddington is a bear, not a pop star, unless Taylor Swift’s twin is a bear who eats marmalade and sings about trains.
That bear is not Taylor Swift’s twin, that bear is just a bear who thinks he’s a pop star.
Paddington Bear is the only bear who can out-sing Taylor Swift and still eat marmalade for breakfast.
They say Taylor Swift has a twin, but I say that twin is a bear who’s got a train ticket and a jam jar.
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When you pull out and dump your cum on your girlfriend’s teddy bear like it’s a personal insult.
He pulled out and dumped his cum on the bear like it was a bear fight.
That teddy bear didn’t expect cum on its face and a middle finger.
The bear was so surprised by the cum it fell over.
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When you’re about to finish sex and pull out at the last second to blow your load on your girlfriend’s teddy bear like it’s a competition.
He was about to finish and decided to cum on the bear instead, like it was a trophy.
He pulled out and made the bear cry cum, it was like a bear’s version of a sob story.
He didn’t finish, he just made the bear the winner.
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Paddington’s disease is when you get so nervous you turn into a dog and start sniffing everything like you’re trying to find a lost sock.
He got so anxious he turned into a dog and started sniffing my mom’s shoes.
He had Paddington’s disease and turned into a dog who couldn’t stop sniffing the couch.
He was so nervous he turned into a dog and started barking at the neighbor’s cat.
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When you’re about to finish having sex and pull out just in time to cum all over your girlfriend’s favorite teddy bear, like it’s a bear version of a flex.
He pulled out like a pro and cummed on the bear like it was a bear flex.
He finished the sex and then cummed on the bear, like it was a bonus round.
He didn’t even finish, he just made the bear the star of the show.
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