Padders
A rare beast that lives in a pile of dirty clothes and eats expired pizza. It only mates with a short, squishy creature called a Clag.
I saw a padder in my closet. It smelled like a gym sock and a gym sock that had been left in a gym sock drawer.
My bed looked like a war zone. It was a padder's habitat.
The padder came out of my backpack and said, 'I am the beast of the unmade bed.'