Padders

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A weird kid who tells gross jokes and stares at other boys like they're a snack he hasn't decided to eat yet.

Why did the toilet paper get kicked out of the school? Because it was a padder and told a fart joke in math class.

He asked me if I had a twin brother. I said no. He said I must be a padder.

He sent me a DM: 'Your face is so ugly it looks like it was made by a padder.'

A rare beast that lives in a pile of dirty clothes and eats expired pizza. It only mates with a short, squishy creature called a Clag.

I saw a padder in my closet. It smelled like a gym sock and a gym sock that had been left in a gym sock drawer.

My bed looked like a war zone. It was a padder's habitat.

The padder came out of my backpack and said, 'I am the beast of the unmade bed.'

A phone addict who lives in memes and talks like they were born in the 2010s.

'I’m not late, I’m just in meme time.', a padder in the middle of a Zoom class.

He said, 'I’m not a human, I’m a padder.'

He posted a meme of a pizza and called it a life goal.

A selfish athlete who only cares about their stats and would let the team lose just to get more rebounds.

He had the ball in his hands and just flung it up like it was a rebound contest.

He missed three shots on purpose just to get more rebounds on the stat sheet.

He had the easiest shot and missed it so he could get a rebound and look cool.

A fake friend who adds strangers just to look popular and act like they're in a social media ad.

He added me because I had 200 followers and he had 3.

He added 20 people in one day just to make his profile look full.

He added his math teacher just so he could say he was ‘friends with a teacher’.

A scammer who asks their friends to bid on their stuff just so they can make more money and look rich.

He sold his old phone for $100 because his friend bid 10 times.

He said, 'I'm not rich, I just have a lot of friends.'

He had 5 friends bid on his broken watch and called it a 'masterpiece of auctioning.'

A fake leader who joined a club just to look cool on college apps and doesn’t actually do anything.

He was the president of the math club but didn’t even know what math was.

He joined the debate team just so he could put it on his college app.

He signed up for 10 clubs just so he could look like a busy kid.