Paddenstoelschaar
A wiggly pecker that looks like a mushroom because it’s so bent out of shape. It can catch pee like a bowl.
My cousin’s paddenstoelschaar looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on.
He tried to do a handstand and his paddenstoelschaar just flopped around like a fish.
I asked him if his pecker was a mushroom, and he said, 'Bro, it’s a *magic* mushroom.'