Paddenstoelschaar

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A wiggly pecker that looks like a mushroom because it’s so bent out of shape. It can catch pee like a bowl.

My cousin’s paddenstoelschaar looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on.

He tried to do a handstand and his paddenstoelschaar just flopped around like a fish.

I asked him if his pecker was a mushroom, and he said, 'Bro, it’s a *magic* mushroom.'

A bendy penis that looks like a mushroom because it’s so crumpled. It can hold pee like a cup.

My brother’s paddenstoelschaar looks like it’s been in a fight with a toaster.

He said it’s so crumpled, it could fold a pizza.

He told me it’s not just a paddenstoelschaar, it’s a *mushroom-shaped disaster*.

A wobbly wiener that looks like a mushroom because it’s all bent up. It can trap pee like a trap.

My dad’s paddenstoelschaar looks like it’s been stepped on by a donkey.

He said it’s so bent, it can hold a whole lake of pee.

He told me it’s not just a wiener, it’s a *mushroom from hell*.