Paddenstoelschaar
A bendy penis that looks like a mushroom because it’s so crumpled. It can hold pee like a cup.
My brother’s paddenstoelschaar looks like it’s been in a fight with a toaster.
He said it’s so crumpled, it could fold a pizza.
He told me it’s not just a paddenstoelschaar, it’s a *mushroom-shaped disaster*.