Padded Jack
A smelly medieval shirt made of wool and linen soaked in gross stuff like urine or wine. It was so tough you could fight a bear in it and still smell like a wet dog.
My grandma’s padded jack smells like a bar fight in a soup kitchen.
I wore my padded jack to school and got sent to the principal’s office.
My brother tried to wear his padded jack to a party and it ruined the DJ’s speakers.